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The T-Shirt Council

In the smokey back rooms of the Canarium, an elite group of producers gather to support quality, Biblically-informed mainstream news analysis and deconstruction. They are united not only by truth โ€” but by wearing it.

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Canary Cry t-shirt with the crest logo
The flagship crest shirt โ€” one of the dozens in rotation.
Years of producer artwork

Truth will never go out of style.

The T-Shirt Council is the producer art wall turned wearable. Years of submitted artwork โ€” Sir Sammons, Dove, Allie, MarkA, the rest of the producer roster โ€” rotated into a monthly drop.

Council members get a new shirt regularly, with the artwork that defined that month's episodes. The producers behind the art get credit. The show gets sustained. The cage stays open.

The Council tiers

Stripe handles the subscription. Pricing tiers and per-month shirt counts are managed in the embedded pricing table below โ€” values stay in sync with what's configured on the show's Stripe account.

Stripe pricing table embed slot

The team's existing Stripe Pricing Table will be embedded here at launch.

(The original Squarespace page used https://js.stripe.com/v3/pricing-table.js with a publishable key + pricing-table ID. Drop the same two values into a Ghost code-injection card on this page and the table renders here verbatim.)

The producer-art shirt gallery

A rotation of submitted designs over the years

And dozens more in the producer archive. The Council ships one fresh design per quarter โ€” never the same shirt twice.

๐ŸŽจ Wear producer art

Council shirts feature the same producer art that lives on the art wall.

๐Ÿ“œ Artist credit

Every shirt credits the producer behind the art.

๐Ÿชง Show-credit

Council producers get read on air.

โœ‹ Manage anytime

Stripe billing portal for size changes, holds, and cancellations.

Want to design a shirt?

Submit producer art.

The Council's shirts come straight from producer submissions. If you draw, you can clothe a Canarian.