Become a Producer
No advertisements. No affiliate codes. No vitamin-male-enhancement supplements. The global theology of the advertising industry has no place here.
Value for Value, not value for ads.
Big-tech Silicon Valley giants like Facebook and Google owe the lion's share of their profits to advertising — and the price of that "free" content is your attention, your data, and a constant nudge toward whatever the buyer wants you to feel.
Canary Cry doesn't run that play. The show is built on producers — listeners who return value for the value they got. There are three currencies producers use to do that:
Time
Show up. Bring a friend. Attend a meet-up. Submit a Speak Pipe call. Comment in the Discord. The community is the show.
Talent
Make art. Edit clips. Translate. Code something useful. Design a flyer. The Producer Art Wall is a few clicks away — and there's room for whatever skill you've got.
Treasure
Patreon, PayPal, Stripe, Cage Rattler Coffee, the Supply Drop, the T-Shirt Council, crypto, snail mail. Producerships above $7.77 get read live on air.
One-time gift
Choose any amount, or pick a suggestion below. Producerships above $7.77 have their accompanying note read live on air.
Pockets full of 3s
Producers seem to love signaling to the Illuminati Overlords by producing in sets of 3s.
PayPal → $11.1111:11
Are you seeing 11s everywhere you look? Maybe it's time to become an 11:11 producer.
PayPal → $7.77 · $77.77 · $777Pockets full of 7s
The perfect producership. A set of 7s — the Biblical number of perfection.
PayPal → Any amountOpen one-time gift
Set your own number. Notes above $7.77 are read on air.
PayPal →Monthly producer
Steady support keeps the lights on month after month. The right tier earns Roundtable Knighthood or Damehood faster than you'd expect.
11:11 producer
The classic recurring tier. Signaling, sustained.
PayPal subscription → $33.33 / monthIlluminati handler producer
Signal to the Overlords and reach Knighthood in 30 months. The fastest mid-tier path to the Roundtable.
PayPal subscription → $83.33 / monthOne-year Knighthood
Always wanted to be a Knight or Dame of the Canary Cry Roundtable? At $83.33/month, it only takes one year. A seat is reserved.
PayPal subscription →Associate & Executive Producership
The title of Associate Executive Producer is granted to producers who support the show $100+ for any single episode. The title of Executive Producer goes to the producer with the highest single-episode support above $100.
Other paths to produce
Cage Rattler Coffee
Producer-roasted coffee. Every bag funds the show.
Monthly mailerSupply Drop
The most popular producer tier — a physical thank-you box.
Producer artworkT-Shirt Council
Years of producer art you can wear.
$1000+ cumulativeRoundtable Knighthood
The honored tier of long-standing producers.
Cryptocurrency
Consider yourself a Crypto Chad? Crypto producerships arrive anonymously — please email for show credit.
Stripe direct (V4V)
One-time gift via Stripe checkout — for producers who'd rather skip PayPal entirely.
Cash, check, or postcard
Canary Cry Radio (or News Talk)P.O. BOX 1026
Bonsall, CA 92003
Checks to "Gonzo Shimura". New mailing address coming.
Money isn't the only currency.
Canary Cry News Talk grows and thrives thanks to the participation and skills of producers. Want to help out the show in ways that money can't buy — clip editing, art, transcripts, translation, code, design? Reach out and tell us what you've got.
Thank you for keeping the canary singing.
Every producer — at every tier — is the reason this show exists outside the cage of corporate media. Soli Deo Gloria.